Hot Pudding!! 2!: Trigger Words

Sun Oct 19, 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM
- RPG
Christopher Ory
HoL
Adult Themes
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4
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Description:

Spoilers! The following game description contains Spoi…aww Who gives a crap!? Cry about it NERD!

Hōly effing eff eff! Big Bad Con 8974 was NOT the best con ever!! It was, in fact, so not the best con that the convention center got turned into an all-you-can-nom buffet that served one dish and one dish only; little shriveled smoking lumps of cannibal treats which smelled like bacon, synthetic fabrics and dice plastic. In short: everyone who got invited to the most prestigious gaming convention in the known civilized multiverse, died of immolation poisoning. In one fell swoop the combined income of both Wizards of the Spiral Arm and Slave Leia Monthly* was reduced to less than that of Bum-Fights IV: The Desperation Planet. If that horrifying scene weren’t enough, Imperial Con-Sultan, Sean Nittner XLVII was kidnapped, and the first edition Fate Core Book** was stolen.

Some say a band of brave adventurers with a shared kink for anthropomorphic animal love rescued Nittner, acquired the book, saved the universe as we know it, and are hiding him on Victoria IV: The Secret Planet. *** In the wake of the Con-Sultan’s disappearance, Karen MCCXII has been handed the title of Imperial Con-Sultana by the Emperor himself. As her first act as the ruler of every convention throughout the C.O.W., Con-Sultana Karen MCCXII I decreed that, “Big Bad Con 8975 shall be a Quarter Quell!”. After everyone took a moment to agree that no one had any idea what that meant, she then proclaimed that she would bring into her employ the most famous gamers in the galaxy to rebuild and protect Big Bad Con 8975 (at which point everyone burst into applause) ……and that the con would once again held on HōL (at which point everyone left).

*The best-selling periodical about Cosplay for Cosplayers by Cosplayers written in the lens of second-wave feminism.
**The most powerful book ever.
*** Most year-in-review historians say that such a thing would be totally improbable and it is more likely that the most powerful book ever was used to destroy the universe and we are all living in a shared fever dream existing in the final millimoment before matter itself blinks out of existence… but I digress.

This is a sequel to HoL: Hot Pudding. You will not have needed to play that game to enjoy this one.